I – CAN’T – FIND – MY – SLIPPERS!
I have a horrible habit of taking off my shoes and leaving them all over the house. I admit this. All former roommates have received fair warning. I usually am good about kicking them to the curb and not leaving them in the MIDDLE of the room. However, my husband does not agree. I swear he hides them. I can never find any shoes. Every morning is a mad dash for my shoes. He recently disclosed one of the jails in which he keeps them – under the coffee table. Our coffee table is as big as a coffin. It’s ridiculously huge, so huge that our family room is mostly couch and then all coffee table. It can hide a lot of shoes.
I looked there. No slippers. Who ate my slippers?
I had to compromise….
Did yah notice I couldn’t even find a matching pair?!