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Jan 06 2005

“Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.”

Posted by Bookish Wendy in General
It’s been a stressful day and I’m looking for ways not to loose my marbles.

The Michigan Law Abuse Watch has announced the awards for its
“Wacky Warning Labels” Contest

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The winner?
“Do not use for personal hygiene” Label on a toilet brush! HA!HA!
The title of this post won 3rd place. It was taken from a label on a digital thermometer!
I used to have a shade screen for my car windshield that said, “Warning: Do not drive with shade screen in place.”
Pauleeeeze.
Any other funny ones out there?

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6 Responses to ““Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.””
  1. um says: January 7th, 2005 at 8:24 am

    those labels are wacky, indeed. i’m shuddering at the thought of any relation between someone’s body and a toilet bowl brush. *shudder*

  2. Lauren says: January 7th, 2005 at 10:08 am

    Those are so funny!!! Wow, I will keep my eye out for some good ones. Thanks for the laugh of the day :)

  3. Sandysknitting says: January 8th, 2005 at 8:50 am

    Our hair dryer instruction sheet said
    “do not use while sleeping!”.
    Darn. Isn’t that the best time to style your hair??
    haha!

  4. Cathi says: January 9th, 2005 at 1:34 am

    This is so unrelated to this post, it’s not funny, but these are 2 things I keep meaning to mention and continue to forget…I thought of a funny book/author- Laurie Notaro. Have you ever read her stuff? I enjoyed her book, I think it was Autobiography of a Fat Bride.

    Also, next year we need to do yarn bets when the Browns play the Steelers. I guess we don’t need to, but I thought it might be fun. I’m a goober.

    Love the soap, and the label! What scent is it?

  5. Anonymous says: January 10th, 2005 at 5:10 pm

    Once used rectally . . . wish I had read that warning label when the kids were babies . . . bwahahahaha!

    The Daisy is Crazy

  6. Anonymous says: January 12th, 2005 at 12:34 am

    My little sister’s scooter thing (the one all the kids have now where you stand up on it and hold the handlebars) has a warning label on it that reads: “Product is in motion when in use.” Thanks, guys; I was confused about that.