Top Secret Project Revealed
The time has come to reveal the answer to the question. “Where oh, where has our Bookish Girl Gone?”
Answer: She has been
a - sleeping
b - peeing
c - staring at a wall
d - all of the above.
Why:

Baby Daryl (not the name, just something to call it.)
12 weeks 4 days
Due: Feb 22, 2007
You’re not the only one who was surprised by this news. It took me 7 weeks to clue in and even at that point I wasn’t convinced.