(Yarnpants t-shirt available here. The chances of me fitting into this thing right now are slim as a jim. Smarty saves the day!)

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Tonight Stitchy McYarnpants will enter into the museum of her people - The Museum of Bad Art.

There she will talk, show us squeaky (like nails on a chalk board) acrylic garments, and pull out the scariest clowns this side of the Mississippi.

I’ll be the one hiding in the corner….simultaneously cheering my girl on while cursing her and her ingrate clowns.

Hope to see you there!