#1 - Slip and fall down the stairs as the Interviewer shows you the way out

… and don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

Yes, it is true. Just when you thought the humiliation couldn’t get any worse. You fall on your ass.

Any other embarrassing things that could have topped that?

Farting?

Blathering on and on about my imaginary friend?

Come on kids - earn your keep. Your secret will be safe with me. (And with the rest of the internets)