The Bookish Girl

Intelligent Design?! ~ 2008-04-04

Posted in Girl, You are Crazy, Nobody puts Baby in the corner by Bookish Wendy at 10:52 am.
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i told my sister that i was super hungry yesterday and couldn’t figure out why.

she said, “maybe you’re pregnant again.”

i laughed for about 15 minutes.

pregnancy 101 – to get pregnant you must have sex.  to have sex you must have energy.  to have energy you must not have a one year old who hates to sleep.  to not have a one year old who hates to sleep you must not have sex.

see the problem?!  someone really fucked up on that design.

intelligent design my ass.

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9 Comments »

  1. Heidi says:

    I’m with you on the child-hating-sleep-induced problems. For your sake I hope they stop soon!!!

    Comment - April 4, 2008 : 11:23 am

  2. Seanna Lea says:

    This made me laugh so much (not nice of me, I know). Most of my friends with children pretty much say the same thing. The only thing that changes is the age of the offspring and the number.

    I find that there are always a few days near the changes of the seasons where my body alters how it treats food. I either am just hungrier or I start wanting more of certain types of foods (salty or more carbs, etc.).

    Comment - April 4, 2008 : 11:40 am

  3. Stephanie says:

    If only I didn’t understand what you’re talking about. I had to go to the doctor last week and was asked if I might be pregnant – I got a good laugh out of that one, too!

    Comment - April 4, 2008 : 11:54 am

  4. Ruth says:

    Being 45 with a six-month-old and three other kids helps keep pregnancy at bay, too.

    Comment - April 4, 2008 : 2:14 pm

  5. Norma says:

    I laughed SO LOUD reading this.

    Living through that lo’ those many years ago, I never knew how much I would E-N-J-O-Y the empty-nesting years.

    Comment - April 4, 2008 : 4:23 pm

  6. Elinor says:

    Amen! That’s the story of my summer. Year two is better. I don’t remember if you’re b/fing but that took a lot out of me. Everything got better when B weaned. Sad but true.

    Comment - April 4, 2008 : 10:00 pm

  7. Liz says:

    I haven’t laughed this hard all week. Thanks :)

    So true!

    Comment - April 5, 2008 : 3:13 pm

  8. Kristen says:

    Are you spying on me? You just described my life to a tee, except the babe is 9 months not 1 year.

    Comment - April 7, 2008 : 11:11 am

  9. Pam says:

    Chiming in late — but you know, it sounds pretty intelligent to me ;-) No time for sex, bad time for baby. . . ?

    Comment - May 9, 2008 : 12:21 pm

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