The Bookish Girl

Button Collection = Clean Underwear?

So everything in the house is still everywhere. I haven’t yet had a chance to set up my area. My go to place for all things mine including (but not limited to): My sewing machine (actually, my mother’s old machine it is not yet mine – I can’t even use it), My knitting books, My yarn, My sticker making stuff, My craft stuff, My t-shirt making stuff, My needles, My notions, My notecards, My inspiration junque, etc. (This area in Boston consisted of a bunch of tupperware containers in the basement. I still cannot get over the fact that I actually have room for an area that occupies space!)

When I need something I have to rummage through two different desks, a closet, and multiple plastic storage containers. This is a bit frustrating. However, sometimes it’s fun as I find stuff that I forgot about. Take tonight for instance. I was running around the house looking for a card to stick in a package I’m putting together for my favorite momba. (Kay – you’re not getting a card. I can’t find them. When you get a package with no card – you’ll know it’s from me, okay? It’ll be my “signature” move. Like Zorro, except not as cool.)

Anyway – so I’m searching for the notecards and I find a bag of buttons. Totally forgot about the bag of buttons.

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These buttons were purchased at what I have dubbed, “A Dying Quilt Lady’s Sale.” Are you aware of these? Why we knitters don’t have such a thing is beyond me – because it is KICK ASS. Basically – a dying quilter (or dead quilter) sells off her stash to all her quilt buddies. The news is distributed via phone and email. Apparently you have to get there early because the good stuff goes quick. Apparently quilters really like a good Dying Quilt Lady’s Sale. And really, who could blame them? As much as I adore each and every one of my fellow knitters, I wouldn’t sweat being first in line to buy off their stash in the event of their untimely (or perhaps timely) demise. I mean have you seen some of the stashes around you?! And frankly, I would expect the same of you at my own Dying Yarn Lady Sale. In fact, I would be honored to have any of you first in line.

In any case, my mom went to one last summer and came home with this bag of buttons for me. The woman who had passed away was quite old – so I expected the button bag to hold all kings of good stuff. Except it got packed (we were still in transition at the time) and then unpacked into a little used drawer. Until tonight.

I found the bag while looking for the notecards. Perhaps I did not find the notecards because I found the bag first? That is likely the case as I was pretty excited to find that bag of buttons.

I poured them into a tin and started to gaze upon them. The composition is okay. There are some great vintage ones. But is was the inexplicable presence of some other items that really got me thinking: What does our button collection say about us? In this particular button stash I found:

  • Buttons (go figure)
  • Screws
  • paper clips
  • twist ties
  • drapery clips
  • head phone plug adapters
  • pen caps (yes, that is a plural, there were multiples)
  • a tiny light bulb
  • and one plastic thing used to hold two socks together in packaging
  • A circular piece of wood

I am surprised I didn’t find: coins, batteries, and other like items.

Seriously, who puts screws in with their button collection? And a tiny light bulb?! Perhaps the button collection doubled as a junk drawer. But wouldn’t you see some other items then too, like batteries or other such items? No it definitely seems as this was the “go to” place for some of these things. Apparently pen caps need a go to place (in my house we call this the trash).

And so, I thought – if you died would you be embarrassed about your button collection? What would your button collection say about you?

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day 5 – The eternal question: keeping your button collection tidy, equivalent to making sure you’re wearing clean underwear “just in case” you get in an accident?

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11 Comments »


  1. ann says:

    as you are aware – the underwear question is moot since you will certainly crap your nice clean pants in the event of an accident so hellacious as to cause someone else to even see your underwear let alone evaluate their condition. The same argument cannot be made for button collections. There would be no condition(s) to cause you to crap your button collection. Therefore you should keep it tidy.

    Comment - May 27, 2008 : 11:27 pm


  2. caro says:

    Y’all can have at ‘er with my stuff when I go. You’ll find my button collection to be neatly sorted into colours, but that’s because I focus my energy there rather than into perfect undies.
    Is it possible that the tiny lightbulb is a sewing machine bulb? ‘Cause that would explain why it’s in with the buttons…

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 7:51 am


  3. Amy says:

    Keeping your button collection tidy: Just another manifestation of one’s extreme anal-retentiveness. :)

    (Or maybe that’s just me!)

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 11:06 am


  4. Lindsey says:

    I want to be invited to a Dying Quilt Lady or Knitting Lady Sale!

    Mmmm, buttons. Mine are organized by color, but that was a recent project because I was sick of the little plastic bags exploded all over my sewing desk every time I moved the button jar around. Random things that were in my button jar before its tidying: fimo incense holder, jingle bells, safety pins, and thread (not-so-random because it went with some of the buttons).

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 12:55 pm


  5. Becky says:

    I love buttons, but I don’t have a button collection – surprisingly. When I was a little girl I used to spend hours at my Nanna’s house playing with her tins of buttons. I would sort them…I think that was about it since what else can you do with buttons that doesn’t involve actually using them on clothing or craft items?

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 7:00 pm


  6. Carole says:

    My button collection is tidy. However, my mother’s button collection which was her mother’s before her and is now mine, is very untidy. There are screws and diaper pins and all kinds of crazy things in that big old tin. And I wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 7:04 pm


  7. maryse says:

    my button tin is really just one old jam jar and i would be embarrassed by my button collection because it’s so unbelievably small.

    i’m relieved though to hear that you are willing to give my stash a good home should i pass on. as the only knitter/crafter in the family i was worried about what would happen to it all.

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 10:42 pm


  8. Danielle says:

    My mom has a button box that used to belong to her grandmother. I spent many hours with it as a kid. When I was in college, I started a button box of my own — not as cool, but it will grow over time. Someday, I hope I can pass it down to grandkids of my own …

    Comment - May 28, 2008 : 11:03 pm


  9. katie says:

    I inherited my button collection from my Grandma and when I started crafting (crocheting, then sewing, then knitting) I sorted through it to get rid of the buttons I knew I would never use and all the other detritus her collection had picked up. I don’t remember what all was in there but I do remember quite a few twist ties!

    Comment - May 29, 2008 : 10:57 am


  10. Kay says:

    Is there some kind of Dying Quilt Lady ListServ I could get on?

    I had no idea. I wish all quilters and knitters a long and happy life, but you’re so right–you don’t want a nonquilting relative packing it up and/or throwing it out! You want your best buddies fighting over it!

    xox Kay

    Comment - May 30, 2008 : 3:35 pm


  11. Helena says:

    Hi Wendy! Long time no see. Just catching up with your blog and got snagged on this button collection entry. I love buying up jars of buttons in garage sales. They’re harder to find now but still out there. When I go, they will say, “we never knew it, but she hoarded button collections.”

    I have found those little batteries too. Also, found two St. Christopher medals in two different collections. Kid brings tiny medal home and leaves it on table. Mum sweeps through and picks it up and puts it in the button jar for safe keeping. I think people put little doohickeys in their button jars because they don’t know what else to do with them but think they might need them some day. The screw likely had some important purpose like holding the kitchen cupboard door together. Button jars hold great stories.

    Ravelry Helena

    Comment - June 5, 2008 : 8:58 pm


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