By PDMACpayday loans
Oh Strawberry Shortcake…
…what have they done to you?
Strawberry Shortcake was having an identity crisis. The “it” doll and cartoon star of the 1980s was just not connecting with modern girls. Too candy-obsessed. Too ditzy. Too fond of wearing bloomers.
“Beloved Characters as Reimagined for the 21st Century”
Too fond of wearing bloomers? I mean common, don’t mock the bloomer.
A “fruit-forward” makeover?!
Puleeze.